vapourizer có nghĩa là
The primary cause of snoring in men. When a man lies on his back to sleep, his balls drop over his arsehole, blocking the main south vent and causing vapour lock. The resultant build-up of burps, farts, heavy exhalation fractions, digestive fumes, beer gas, and weed smoke, then has to be vented to atmosphere by alternative means, which requires his gut gremlins to re-route the gases being expelled back through the primary inhalation channel. Fortunately this is possible because the exhaust gases, being warmer than the incoming air, rise to the upper half of the esophaegus, and the two vapour streams are able to pass each other going opposite directions in the same pipe. The actual sound of snoring is comprised of millions of tiny gas molecule voices shouting at each other on the way past. The incoming ones are shouting "Oo, poo, you stink," or variations thereof, and the outgoing ones are calling back "fuck you Pinky, you don't know shit and you're gonna get fisted." Snoring can be avoided completely by the judicious use of a suitable testicle rest which keeps the butthole uncovered and open. Naturally however this means that a man employing such a device tends to fart more in his sleep. Women don't like us snoring, but they whinge and moan about the alternative as well. This is because they are essentially moaning bitches with penis envy and were born unhappy, but we still love them.
Example
First woman: "My man is such a pig, whenever he lies on his back to sleep he snores like a walrus chewing a mouthful of wasps." 2nd woman: "He's got vapour lock, silly. I bet he has really big balls." 1st: [blushes] "well, yes, and he can fart like a Trojan too, but only when he's standing up." 2nd: "I wish I had a penis." 1st: "Me too." [they both sigh]vapourizer có nghĩa là
Suddenly becoming infatuated with Someone because of their recent wealth.
Example
she seems to have caught the vapours of joe millionairevapourizer có nghĩa là
When a woman has sex with three men simultaneously. Or with three penis substitutes simultaneously. More specifically, one in the box, one in the yap and one in the back door.
Example
"This charming girl that we met last night invited us back to her hotel room, and we vapour locked her."vapourizer có nghĩa là
{noun}
The Canadian spelling of the word. That's right - Canadian. There are only 3 distinct forms of proper English in the world - U.S. English, U.K. English, and Canadian English. Eat your heart out, Australia.
{vapourize, vapourizing, vapourization}
For the actual definition, look up the American spelling [see below].
Example
American: Can we get high using your vaporizer?Briton: Yeah, can we? I've always wanted to try a vapouriser.
Canadian Asshole: It's vapourizer, fools.
American/Briton: That's what we said!
Canadian Asshole: You can use it when you can spell it.
vapourizer có nghĩa là
A lucid synonym for the function and after-effects of testicular perspiration. The term ball vapour should specifically refer to the visual phenomenon of steam rising from a set of sweaty testicles - typically within a climate much cooler than the average ballsack. Ball vapour is less common in countries that experience year-round warmth or extensive home central-heating systems. Northern European countries such as Norway, Sweden and Scotland have been epicentres of the ball-vapour phenomenon for many years.
Example
Ball vapour swirled through the air as my sweaty nuts glistened in the winter moonlight.vapourizer có nghĩa là
A substance in the gas phase at a temperature lower than its critical point but with distinct human characteristics, such as a face or free will.
Example
Willo the wisp, the protagonist from the hit 80s animation of the same name is a classic example of anthropomorphic vapour.vapourizer có nghĩa là
It's a fart thats well dirty it comes from the word chud
It can smell so bad that it may knock you out
Example
That guys chud-vapour was nastyDid u smell that chud-vapour it nearly knocked me out
That chud-vapour smells like a dirk
Oiii brad that chud vapour was nasty go back to jean city and get ur beatlist
vapourizer có nghĩa là
When one has vapour rub put onto their chest against their will, or whilst they are in slumber. After the victor has completed the vapour rape, they go into a deep slumber whilst lying on the eucalyptus scenting chest of the victim. Usually performed whilst victim has a form of sickness. The victim will also not always be aware that the vapour rape has occurred, unless they smell the eucalyptus, or realise the vapour rub container is half empty after they arise from the deep slumber they rested from illness in.
Example
John: Guess what I found out?Isabelle: what?
John: Phoebe just rubbed vapour rub on Harry's chest against his will
Isabelle: Ew! Does harry know about this?
John: not yet, I'm going to tell him, it's shocking
Isabelle: isn't that called vapour rape?
John: yes OMG what a sick thing
vapourizer có nghĩa là
The particles of "air" that are omitted from your anal sphincter prior to emptying your bowels...NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH A FART!
Vapours simply seep out of your bottom without pushing.
Example
"Hey Andy have you farted?" "Nope but I do need a s**t" "Aha...best you go park it then...your vapours are pure eggs man"vapourizer có nghĩa là
A musician who denies their own past musical ventures whether it be a former band or a feature in a song. Disciples of Vapour tend to change the subject at a moments notice, block any confrontation on the fact they made any music beyond their own personal solo projects.