desert dick có nghĩa là
- The drought-like state of [a male] not having sex for a protracted period of time
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"He's had a bad case of desert dick since he broke up with his fiancée."desert dick có nghĩa là
not getting any pussy for a very long periopd of time.
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"He's had a bad case of desert dick since he broke up with his fiancée."desert dick có nghĩa là
not getting any pussy for a very long periopd of time.
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"He's had a bad case of desert dick since he broke up with his fiancée."desert dick có nghĩa là
not getting any pussy for a very long periopd of time.
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"He's had a bad case of desert dick since he broke up with his fiancée." not getting any pussy for a very long periopd of time. damn baby your going to develope some desert dick wile im gone!! A man who has not had any sexual contact for a long time making his penis dried out and rinkly resembling a desertdesert dick có nghĩa là
man that dudes a desert dick he hasnt got pussy for years
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Desert Dick, or DDS [Desert Dick Syndrome] is a very serious illness that occurs in sexually active males. The male dick end, or knob, becomes red, dry and itchy, like the desert, somtimes the skin cracks and bleeding can occur. Its history is very unclear... The first case discovered was among the nates of the peguis first nation. Indian folklore tells of a young boy, by the name of Randy, stumbling into the forests of the Peguis first nation after huffing a large amount of gas.. He was then forced give anal sex to a big bear by the name of Terry. Randy then returned home and slept for two days without washing his penis. A terrible case of Desert Dick Syndrome [DDS] was the result. Masturbating with DDS can cause a very serious Illness called Cactus Cock.desert dick có nghĩa là
Guy: "No baby, we cant have sex tonight"
Girl: "Why's that baby? You cant get a hard-on?"
Guy: " I havent showered since we last fucked, so now i've got the goddamned Desert Dick..."
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Girl: "My god! that looks like the Sahara! Fuck!" the way your penis feels and looks because of lack of vaginal intercousre or maturbation. dry wrinkle cracked like a desert yo mothafucka i aint got the vagine in a minute im truly rocking the desert dickdesert dick có nghĩa là
When a woman is so sexually charged she treats a man's penis with an extreme amount of attention for a prolonged period during any particular sex session. The reference is that she's acting like it might be the only penis she has seen, or may see, for a considerable amount of time; i.e., like she's on a deserted island and just found it.
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Ay Vince, Cook got poison oak all over his dick. man, you know he's going to have mad desert dick.desert dick có nghĩa là
An extremely long head session. Billy always likes to sleep with fat chicks because they give him desert island dick in appreciation.
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Man, I'm so tired of having Desert Dick. I could try soaking my penis but I heard that there's a sandstorm on the way so why bother??desert dick có nghĩa là
Susan loved her birthday present so much she treated her boyfriend to some desert island dick that night. When a bro somehow gets poison oak on his unit and uses medication such as pills or ointment to dry it out. Resulting in your penis being really dry and unrecognizable. Ay Vince, Cook got poison oak all over his dick. man, you know he's going to have mad desert dick.
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'Desert Dick' or as it sometimes referred to 'SPGS' [Sandy Penis Gulf Syndrome] or PTDDD [Post Traumatic Desert Dick Disorder] first came into origin around the 1980s during the first Gulf War Conflict. It is the gradual build up of sand around the Penis glans from extended Desert winds and Sand Storms mostly experienced by U.S. male Soldiers. While it is not a malady that female soldiers can get, they are still affected by the Desert Dick Syndrome. During coitus with a male soldier the female soldier can sometimes be overheard stating, "Oh my God, that feels like Sandpaper! Do you have Desert Dick?" At that point you can simply ignore her, deny having Desert Dick, or simply give her a firm "Camel Punch" in the back of the head.The 'Desert Dick' should never be confused with the 'Dessert Dick' which is entirely different but oft mispelled or mistaken. The 'Dessert Dick' involves gently laying the penis on a long boat-shaped bowl, adding strawberries, banana slices, some Cool Whip, and gently topping your nuts with nuts. Man, I'm so tired of having Desert Dick. I could try soaking my penis but I heard that there's a sandstorm on the way so why bother??
desert dick có nghĩa là
When you haven't had any pussy in a while and your dick gets dry.